(for private asks, please write "prvt" at the beginning) [22/Filipino/Bisexual] (twitter: @caelistoAmitas) Hi, I'm iWTBAT. I go by he/they pronouns. This is my personal blog. My art tag is "iwanttobeatotodile draws shit".
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my T&C for commissions are HERE
So I didn’t really know who they were but ! they’re the studio behind everything everywhere all at once, the green knight, midsommar, moonlight, lady bird, (…)
And contrary to the current Streaming Only trend they sell gorgeous special edition blu-rays of their films in their online store
also! this is how the writers won last time. smaller studios made agreements with the guild in order to stay in production - it’s one thing for no one to be profiting, but if one studio essentially has a monopoly because no one else is producing anything…
So we’ve been having a bit of a debate in the office because we wanted to do the headline “Local man gives up sugar for 12 minutes” but then overdoing the “local man” trope is a bit male-centric, so we considered “Local woman” but then that sounds like we’re typecasting women so that wasn’t great either, but I think we’ve finally found a worthy compromise:
Elon Musk tried to buy the letter X but Merriam-Webster found out and chased him around, trying to smash him with a giant dictionary.
SAME GENDER MARRIAGE PLANE FLIES IN TOTK
SKILL ISSUE
*sidles up to you at the bar* would you like to hear my wise aphorism
only if it’s actually wise. the last guy who asked me this had a pretty foolish aphorism tbh
oh… uhuh… *really should have prepared this ahead of time* never ignore… the melody of time… when your shoe’s untied?
*considers this aphorism sagely, sipping my horrible and bitter potion*
yes. there is wisdom in this. he whose shoes are untied must carefully mind the rhythm of his steps. bartender, another Wretched Potion, for my comrade here
*to self* holy shit… my aphorism… it’s wise!
I were inspired
Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.
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Not Quite What I’d Hoped
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